Trippy Trader : Schedule & Sell

Trippy Trader: Schedule & Sell is a wild, over-the-top parody simulator where you’ve just been released from prison… and what’s the first thing you do? That’s right — dive straight back into the exact same chaotic business that got you locked up in the first place! Start small in the town’s homeless district, grow weird exotic plants, or venture deep into the brand-new Forest & Farm areas to forage wild mushrooms. Deliver custom orders to a town full of oddball clients whose tastes are as unpredictable as their reactions—some like to glow, others turn bright blue, and a few just want to sob in a corner. As your operation grows, walking won't cut it anymore. Hop onto your motorcycles to speed through the countryside, expand your turf neighborhood by neighborhood, and protect your loot from rowdy bandits lurking across the map. Key Features: - Automate Your Underground Empire: You can't do it all alone! Hire a specialized crew—like street-smart Dealers—to scale your business and sell goods for you. - Tear It Up on 5 Driveable Motorcycles: Cruise through the map with a garage full of bikes for fast deliveries and quick getaways. - Police or Bandits: Choose your enemies carefully—both are out to get you! - Deep Product Mixing: Mix up to 30 different ingredients into your main product, unlocking tons of chaotic combinations and weird side effects. - Sample Your Own Supply: You can consume any product you create! Experience wild effects that make you heavier, lighter, or dizzy—but be careful, taking too much might just end you! - Absurd Parody Gameplay: A laugh-out-loud comedy take on the drug trade, complete with goofy characters, wild client reactions, and pure ridiculousness. Keep your clients happy, keep your workers busy, and hustle your way to the top in a world where the only serious thing is how ridiculous everything gets!